Well, it's good to know the Gallagher bitching will live on despite the implosion of Oasis last year. Following Liam G's decision to not mention his brother when picking up the gong for best album of the last three decades for '(What's The Story) Morning Glory' at last week's BRITs, Noel told the tabs late last week: "If he wants to take credit for my band then that's up to him ... but every fan knows the truth and that's all that matters".

Not that bitchy, you think. But what does he think about the new look post-Noel Oasis? "It's like the fucking Sugababes now. They'll be kicking [bass guitarist] Andy Bell out next and replacing him with a leggy blonde".

But, as previously reported, Liam has now confirmed he will not continue to use the Oasis name when he relaunches his band later this year, so the Babes reference is outdated. Noel should pay closer attention to his CMU Daily, so his bitchiness is up to date.