Rumour has it that when Cheryl Cole's debut album gets its customary special edition re-release later this year it could listed under the name Cheryl Tweedy rather than Cole, such is her anger towards her soon to be ex-husband, idiot footballer (is that a tautology?) Ashley Cole.

In related news, it's thought Cheryl has been advised to tell her estranged other half that she'll give him a quicky divorce if he'll let her keep their multi-million pound home in Surrey. Although the singer come 'X-Factor' judge could try to get a slice of the footballer's fortunes, some actually quite sensible sounding advisors are saying she could probably earn a similar amount by pushing on with her burgeoning TV career and capitalising on US interest in her, rather than wasting time on an expensive time consuming divorce battle.

Meanwhile, our new favourite Cole-related Tweet of the week so far, courtesy of comedian David Schneider: "Cole divorce hearing. Cheryl to give evidence by lip-synching to a statement backing track. Ashley will text his in".